tech_bs_generator.js

const verbs = [
    'aggregate',
    'architect',
    'benchmark',
    'brand',
    'cultivate',
    'deliver',
    'deploy',
    'disintermediate',
    'disrupt',
    'drive',
    'e-enable',
    'embrace',
    'empower',
    'enable',
    'engage',
    'engineer',
    'enhance',
    'envisioneer',
    'evolve',
    'expedite',
    'exploit',
    'extend',
    'facilitate',
    'generate',
    'grow',
    'harness',
    'implement',
    'incentivize',
    'incubate',
    'innovate',
    'integrate',
    'iterate',
    'leverage',
    'matrix',
    'maximize',
    'mesh',
    'monetize',
    'morph',
    'optimize',
    'orchestrate',
    'productize',
    'recontextualize',
    'redefine',
    'reintermediate',
    'reinvent',
    'repurpose',
    'revolutionize',
    'scale',
    'seize',
    'strategize',
    'streamline',
    'syndicate',
    'synergize',
    'synthesize',
    'target',
    'transform',
    'transition',
    'unleash',
    'utilize',
    'visualize',
    'whiteboard',
];

const adjectives = [
    '24/365',
    '24/7',
    'B2B',
    'B2C',
    'back-end',
    'best-of-breed',
    'bleeding-edge',
    'bricks-and-clicks',
    'clicks-and-mortar',
    'collaborative',
    'compelling',
    'cross-platform',
    'cross-media',
    'customized',
    'cutting-edge',
    'distributed',
    'dot-com',
    'dynamic',
    'e-business',
    'efficient',
    'end-to-end',
    'enterprise',
    'extensible',
    'frictionless',
    'front-end',
    'global',
    'granular',
    'holistic',
    'impactful',
    'innovative',
    'integrated',
    'interactive',
    'intuitive',
    'killer',
    'leading-edge',
    'magnetic',
    'mission-critical',
    'next-generation',
    'one-to-one',
    'open-source',
    'out-of-the-box',
    'plug-and-play',
    'proactive',
    'real-time',
    'revolutionary',
    'rich',
    'robust',
    'scalable',
    'seamless',
    'sexy',
    'sticky',
    'strategic',
    'synergistic',
    'transparent',
    'turn-key',
    'ubiquitous',
    'user-centric',
    'value-added',
    'vertical',
    'viral',
    'virtual',
    'visionary',
    'web-enabled',
    'wireless',
    'world-class',
];

const nouns = [
    'action-items',
    'applications',
    'architectures',
    'blockchains',
    'bandwidth',
    'channels',
    'communities',
    'content',
    'convergence',
    'cryptocurrencies',
    'deliverables',
    'e-business',
    'e-commerce',
    'e-markets',
    'e-services',
    'e-tailers',
    'experiences',
    'eyeballs',
    'functionalities',
    'infomediaries',
    'infrastructures',
    'initiatives',
    'interfaces',
    'markets',
    'methodologies',
    'metrics',
    'mindshare',
    'models',
    'networks',
    'niches',
    'paradigms',
    'partnerships',
    'platforms',
    'portals',
    'relationships',
    'ROI',
    'synergies',
    'web-readiness',
    'schemas',
    'solutions',
    'supply-chains',
    'systems',
    'technologies',
    'users',
    'vortals',
    'web services',
];


const loading_phrase = () => {
    const ingify = verb => {
        return (verb.slice(-1) === 'e' ? verb.slice(0, -1) : verb) + 'ing';
    };
	
    const random_int = upper => {
        return Math.floor(Math.random() * upper);
    };

    const verb = ingify(verbs[random_int(verbs.length)]).replace(/^\w/, c => c.toUpperCase());
    const adjective = adjectives[random_int(adjectives.length)];
    const noun = nouns[random_int(nouns.length)];

    return `${verb} ${adjective} ${noun}...`; 
};